Dear Thighs

Hi. I've noticed that you're spreading out a bit since we've abandoned the insane fitness regime. I wish this wasn't the case. But I understand you need to move and be challenged to stay in shape. Kinda like my brain and general disposition: thrives on activity and challenge. So I get you, is what I'm saying. I'm writing to tell you to hang in there, friends. In 2.5 weeks, you'll be challenged A LOT by walking to and from work, 2.2 miles each way. You're gonna love it, I know you will. Until then, just hang in there and please maybe stop spreading out a bit. The dimples = also not helpful. 

Thanks so much.