Makin Money at the Mall
Today's trip to the mall nearly did me in -- literally. But I had to go. Our friend who recently moved back to Norway gave me the cutest hat from Banana Republic, which unfortunately looks hilariously bad on me. See? I mean, really.
Plus I had a 15% off coupon, so I exchanged my hat for these:
What are those, you ask? Why they're new goal pants, folks. In a size FOUR from Banana Republic. Really, the vanity sizing has gotten completely out of hand. But I was too excited to care. Size FOUR. And because of the coupon I ended up MAKING $3.23 on the deal. I practically kissed the sales guy.
Wait, what happened to the goal jeans you posted about a few weeks ago, you ask?
They're right here!
Mind you, I'm sitting down in them now and fear I am doing permanent damage to my organs because they're so tight, but folks, they button. Progress!!!